For a number of years, News 4U’s Kid’s Page has been penned by a mom. The roster of maternal contributors has included young women new to the rigors of parenthood, seasoned pros whose skills and achievements would make June Cleaver embarrassed and a person who’d never so much as held a doll, let alone a child.

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This is my boy. I do what HE wants.


            Now, however, it’s time for a dad to step up and do this. One of the results of the ongoing sexual revolution is that I, a grown man with a toddler boy, can comfortably change a diaper as easily as my forefathers could change a flat tire (I can do that, too). And so now, rather than wax on about feminist pioneers being careful what they wish for, let’s offer some stuff to do this month:

 

Hillcrest Golf Course – 270-687-8717

 

Tiger Cubs Junior Golf Camp – The fundamentals of the great game will be taught with a healthy dose of fun chipped in. Classes cover the basics of each of the major dimensions of golf: stance, grip, posture, swing, clubs, and more. Fee is $35 and includes range balls, a T-Shirt and prizes. Each class is an hour and fifteen minutes in length, and the times, dates and deadlines for registration are below (Deadline for Session 1 of 6 was May 29):

 

Session 2: June 15-19 (deadline June 5)

Ages 10-15, 8:30 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.

Ages 6-9, 10:15 a.m. to 11:30 a.m.

 

Session 3: June 22-26 (deadline June 12)

Ages 6-9, 8:30 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.

Ages 10-15, 10:15 a.m. to 11:30 a.m.

 

Session 4: July 6-10 (deadline June 26)

Ages 10-15, 8:30 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.

Ages 6-9, 10:15 a.m. to 11:30 a.m.

 

Session 5 deadline is July 3; registration deadline for Session 6 is July 10; call Hillcrest for more details.

 

Legion Park – 270-867-8700

 

Dog Day at the Park – Man’s (and woman’s, and kids’) best friends are the stars of the day at Legion Park on June 20. Starting at 1 p.m. with the running of the Pup Parade, the events also offers friendly, tail-wagging competition such as “Best Trick,” “Best Dressed,” and “Owner/Dog Look-A-Like” contests. Pity please for pug, Boston terrier and Shih-Tzu owners, should they win. Just bring a small bag of dog food for your admission.

 

Moreland Park – 270-685-8480

 

When you think “The Longest Day,” you might think of the classic movie about D-Day that takes almost an entire day to watch. But on June 18, the day is set for the totally free State Farm Longest Day of Play, a family event filled with more than enough stuff to do to ensure the kids will have a quiet, long night’s sleep. Among the many activities scheduled are corn hole games, basketball contests, a bouncy house for the kids, races, tennis, dancing, live entertainment and so much more. Come out to play, make some new friends, and don’t forget the sunscreen…

 

Hosting an event? Send notice before the 15th of the month prior to the month of your shindig to editor@news-4u.com.